There are seven daddies - Mat, Craig, Joseph, Hugo, Damien, Robert, and Brian - each with his own virtues, issues, hobbies, and foibles. And if you’re about to come for me about my name choice, you are forgetting that I am drunk, and clearly unaware of the fact that Redge is the name of my hair salon.īut let’s get to the reason why we’re all here: the daddies.

Please meet Redge, who is probably some aspirational model of daddydom I have buried deep inside of me.

The first thing you have to do is build your avatar - or your dadsona - because in order to find your dream daddy, you must first become one. If your dream in life is to feast at a buffet of virtual daddies, Dream Daddy was made for you. The social-media app of choice here is called “Dadbook,” and unlike Grindr, all of the dads are very responsive. Dream Daddy is a dating game simulator where you play a Dad who moves to Maple Bay, a small town that happens to be filled with lots of hot, eligible dads who all happen to live in the same cul-de-sac with you. Instead of the crushing indifference of app-mediated reality, I could live in a world of wish fulfillment. Photo: Dream Daddy: a Dad Dating Simulator/FacebookĪfter a night of drinking, rather than message faceless torsos on Grindr, I decided to download Dream Daddy.

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